british douchebag


middle and upper cl-ss british youth. they are usually students but not always. characteristically defined as pretentious douchebags who wear aviator sungl-sses, shorts and flip flops in the middle of f-ckin winter. there are two types, the trendsetters and the followers. the trendsetters as the name implies are the ones who lead the way. the followers are useless c-nts who have no ident-ty and worship their leaders. their natural habitat is out on the street usually at night. can be also found using the phrase “yeahno”
john: did you go out last night?
phil: oh mate yeah it was amazing we got smashed
john: rararararara
phil: yeahno it was really good. rarararara
john: let’s have gay b-tts-x
phil: ok rarararararara. i’m a british douchebag

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