British Toothpaste


a s-xual act in the uk where a man with bad dental hygine c-ms on a girls face, then rubs his teeth on the -j-c-l-t-. this is how many men brush their teeth in the uk.
paul came from england for a new life. but all he brought was a sack full of his british toothpaste

Read Also:

  • Nut Mullet

    a nut mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scr-t-m. in doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. this is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in […]

  • Megatroid Bitch

    noun: a person without authority who takes out their anger at the failure of their own lives in a loud, and annoying voice. the t.a. in my humanities i cl-ss went full megatroid b-tch on me because i was two minutes late to cl-ss.

  • snotty justin

    snotty justin, when getting a bl-w j-b by a girl with allergies and to avoid vapor locking she blows snot on your d-ck. she couldn’t breathe because her mouth was full and her nose was clogged, she ended up blowing snot on my d-ck to keep from vapor locking. i’ll call it a snotty justin

  • seaman stinch

    the strange smell that gives away the fact that someone is covered in j-zz. i gave him a bj yesterday and now my face has seaman stinch

  • yooy

    is an adj. used to express an epic grammatical mistake or pr-nunciation. “huss:he wannas die !!! janko: wtf do you mean ? there’s no such thing . you’re such a yooy.”


Disclaimer: British Toothpaste definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.