Britneyed


to shave one’s head unexpectedly, whether it’s by choice (a la britney spears) or otherwise.
example 1:
girl: did you see claire’s hair, or lack thereof? she britneyed it all off!

example 2:
frat boy 1: what the h-ll happened to my hair?
frat boy 2: dude, you got britneyed while you were p-ssed out.

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