Briza Coothbeartsun’s Big Floppy Mammoth Vag
the v-g-n-l region of briza coothbeartsun, it is a p-n-s hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.
paul: hey mo!!
mo: yeah?
paul: last night i got my head stuck in briza coothbeartsun’s big floppy mammoth vag!!
jordan: holy t-ts!!!
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