bro-choice
a cl-ssier, albeit douchier, way to say “bros before hoes”
girlfriend: “did you hearth john and jane broke up?…whos side is you on?”
boyfriend: “girl you know i am bro-choice.” (and then he slaps her in the face with a horse whip)
the belief that you should be able to choose if you want to be a bro or not.
“people should be able to choose if they wan to be bros or not. i’m bro choice!”
the opinion held that one should not abort the baby if the fetus has bro or brosephina potential.
an ultrasound is necessary to see if the candidate can ball his hand into a fist whilst simultaneously popping his improvised placenta collar.
a reverse amniocentesis of jager can also be administered as a test. the subject p-sses if the mother immediately feels a kick or punch.
hey chad did you hear, bro? lisa’s gonna abort.
thats so bullsh-t bro. i thought her and dave were bro-choice.
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