bro-curious


when two bros chill so hard they exceed a “bromance” however have not become complete “bromos-xuals”. this intermediate stage can appear extremely h-m-s-xual to someone observing the extreme bromance.
liz: “are jimmy and gordon gay?”

danielle: “no.”

liz: “then why do they act so gay together.”

danielle: “they must be bro-curious.”
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some one who is in to bmx bikes, brands such as no fear and fox, and wear d-ckies shorts and other attire similair to a traditional bro. but they do not actually ride dirt bikes or have lifted trucks or things of this nature. so they basically take on the appearance of a bro they are just not a real one.
steven: hey look at that bro!

andrew: no he’s just brocurious.
one bro who, although confined to a lone woman, finds themselves curiously jealous of other dudes for the purposes of bromance and bromos-xual relations.
he had always been jealous of other dudes in a bromantic relationship. since he started dating stacey last october, he had almost forgotten the pleasure of being found with other bros. he labeled himself brocurious.

bro 1: “i really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”

bro 2: “do you think…its possible?”

later…

wife/girlfriend: “what!!”

bro 1: “i…i guess i’m just brocurious.”
a guy who hangs out/aspires to be a bro, but is not enough of a bro himself.
look at that skinny guy with all those football players. he must be bro- curious
(noun) a bro who just miiiight be gay
“whoa, is nick gay? he and chris are always posting so many pictures on facebook together!”
“no, he’s not gay, just a little brocurious.”

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