bro-cuz
a man who is officially your cousin, but simultaneously your half-brother.
jay and floyd are cousins. however, jay looks too much like floyd and his brothers and not enough like uncle al. it is speculated that jay’s mother, gladys, had an affair with with uncle al’s brother-in-law, dave. as a result, jay and floyd are bro-cuzes. however, the truth will never be known…
a totally gangstah word, like soli, used for your homies, yu kno, like brother from another mother, cuz hu aint evn ur cuz etc. basically just paying out all the guys at my school that think they’re fob
not even ow brocuz. (no brother homie)
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