bro-dry
the process by which a bro (or his bro-ho) will attempt to dry out his/her hair/clothes while driving in his/her boyfriends lifted truck with the windows down.
someone spilled natty ice on me at the liddell-rua fight, so i had to leave to go bro-dry.
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