bro dude

the bro dudes are the most worthless of the human beings. they hunt in packs, and are rarely seen in the wild alone. the bro dude loves axe body spray, and has a particular fondness for the jägerbomb.

bro dudes can be found at local bars for “wing’s night”, at the mall near the american eagle outlet store, as well as front row during nickleback concerts. brodudes also have a fondness for buckcherry, and other useless pop music. the bro dude can also be found at your local gym, spending more time talking to the other brodudes about how fit they look, than actually lifting any weights.

brodudes are characterized by the smell of axe body spray, ridiculous popped collars, live strong bracelts and wristw-tches. one knows they are in the vicinity of a brodude simply by listening for their quotations of dane cook, as well as quoting: “do you know how i know you’re gay!?”.
while seemingly dangerous, the brodude is actually harmless, as they spend most of the time in the mirror doing their faux hawks, they are usually pretty tuckered out by nightfall.
example a:
person a: “hey man, what’s that smell?”
person b: “f-ck dude, that’s axe body spray, you know what that mea…”
bro dude: “jägerbombs!!!!!”
person a: “oh f-ck…”

example b:
(overheard at a local gym)
bro dude a: “i totally benchpressed 250lbs today. -chest b-mp-
bro dude b: “f-ck yeah man, but you’re still a f-g”
bro dude c: “what are you two girls ragging about?”
bro dude d: “you know how i know you f-gs are gay?”
aka bro. those “dudes” who chase -ss around the quad all day wearing their crooked visors and/or hats with pre-frayed brims, pumas/birkenstocks, polos with the collar popped…on top of another polo…on top of a t-shirt, driving around in a lifted ford explorer with brush guards…in long island, have livestrong bracelets on all 3 of their wrists, think its cool to longboard/play ultimate frisbee, listen to the shins, jack johnson and dave mathews band, play catch with a football even though they suck -ss at football but think they’re good since they play madden a lot… basically, bottom line…low weight/high reps
“hey bro, lets go listen to some jack johnson dude!!”
“alright bro! gimme like 15 minutes to coat myself in axe body spray and do some bicep curls and maybe grab a red bull or something dude man.”
“peace brodude!”
“yea dude, peace man”
“later bro”
the acceptable term when addressing a friend or -ssociate, when you’re feeling far too gnarly to say just ‘bro’ or ‘dude’
yo brodude, let’s go surfing! chyea.
the brodudes are a type of bro that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for sh-tty metal + a strong like for underaged sl-ts + big mouths used for talking tons of sh-t for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo s-xual tendencies.

not to be confused with “dude-bra.”

a bro dude will never be spotted in public without another bro dude. they need one another in order to feel totally awesome! when spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event – it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start sh-t with numerous people – talktalktalk sh-t – & never finish what they start. instead they run home with their p-n-s tucked between their legs to play wow..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character.

brodudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). this includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
these guys are total brodudes!

(box2 & slammy are two -madeup- brodudes at a party.)

box2: “bro, look at those sl-ts – lets go run a train on them.”

slammy: “sweeeeet, bro!”

(as they walk over to the sl-ts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sl-ts..)

slammy: (goes into brodude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of box2’s ear..)

slammy: “broooo, is it cool?! is it cool?!?!”

box2: “no, brooo!”

nonbrodude: “those brodudes always cause drunken drama!”
the brodudes are a type of bro that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for sh-tty metal + a strong like for underaged sl-ts + big mouths used for talking tons of sh-t for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo s-xual tendencies. see bro job definiton2.
not to be confused with “dude-bra.”
a bro dude will never be spotted in public without another bro dude. they need one another in order to feel totally awesome! when spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event – it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start sh-t with numerous people – talktalktalk sh-t – & never finish what they start. instead they run home with their p-n-s tucked between their legs to play wow..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. bro dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). this includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.

(box2 & slammy are two brodudes at a party.)

box2: “bro, look at those sl-ts – lets go run a train on them.”

slammy: “sweeeeet, bro!”

(as they walk over to the sl-ts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sl-ts..)

slammy: (goes into brodude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of box2’s ear..) “broooo, is it cool?! is it cool?!?!”

box2: “no, brooo!”

(the 2 brodudes then commence the sh-t talking & leg p-ssing to mark their territory.)
those jitbag -ssholes who dress like fairies and say “bro” a lot; a meathead.
there were a bunch of these jitbag bro dudes who got all sh-tty and then puked all over themselves at that dave show in philly last summer.
a guy who works out a lot, takes steroids to bulk up, attends the gym every chance he can get.

he will also blow every penny he can on pot (see marijuana) & beer. this type of guy likes to sleep with a lot of girls that he picks up at bars.

he can be seen among other bro dudes, especially in bro dude brawls.
person a: hey want to go to the bars tonight?

person b: naw, tonights bar night, all the bro dudes are downtown