Eighth Grade-itus


the “disease” that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. symptoms include: lower grades in cl-sses, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in cl-ss.
“d-mn, i think i’m catching eighth grade-itus!”
“don’t worry about it, dude. everyone graduating from middle school is!”

Read Also:

  • oxplosion

    an explosion, literal or metaphorical, caused, directly or indirectly, by an ox or oxen. “dude! did you see that oxplosion? it was all: boom.” in january, 2004, a sperm whale being transported for study through a steet in taiwan oxploded.

  • Prawn of humour

    this saying is in essence ironic as ‘the prawn’ is inherently a sad, misguided but humble fool, about as funny as watching your mum get a zombie mask. the prawn spends most days lamenting over the failed attempt to conquer the world and tends to cover the sadness with ‘cl-ssic’ j-pes. prawn: h-llo, im a […]

  • predatory singlatarian

    non-gender specific description of an individual who is fierce in the dating scene. often enjoys the ‘thrill of the hunt’ and is to be considered highly dangerous and heart-break inducing. i think i was just humped and dumped by that predatory singlatarian.

  • Preendeco

    a band name, derived from the color purple and green, and the word “deco” from art deco. band members include mirahaizza galuego (aizza) and justine lopez (teenie). “mann, preendeco is the best band in the world.”

  • pre goth

    a child, around first to seventh grade who thinks it is cool to dress in black, wear dark eye makeup. they don’t know what a gothic even is! oh my g-d! that little kid is stupid, and is a pre goth


Disclaimer: Eighth Grade-itus definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.