bro-man
the name for a persian male who lives in the greater los angeles area, usually attending either pacific palisades charter high school, beverly hills high school, taft, or even milken community high school (daniela iloulian and gabi safi), who over uses the phrases “bero” “dude” “man” “shet” “eeran”
these people also tend to spike their hair into a “fohawk,” be really hairy, wear wifebeaters, hang out in places like westwood village, and have thick persian accents.
these people tend to have names like “shawn” “aryan” “mahshad” “josh” “edwin” “allen” “fereidoon” and other hard to pr-nounce names.
these people are also the sc-m of the persian community.
some even sell subway at school to many people. these specific people are excluded from the sc-m list.
sam: hey john, how was the party sat-rday night?
john: ahh man it was so good until the bro-man’s came and crashed the party. they brought baseball bats and crowbars for no reason, and just ate all the food.
sam: that sucks! bro-mans ruin everything!
n. short for “brother man”
what’s goin’ on broman?
roman bros. proving that the concept of the bromance goes back through the ages, scientists or wizards or something found the following graffiti on a wall in pompeii:
i.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: “we two dear men, friends forever, were here. if you want to know our names, they are gaius and aulus.”
“gaius et aulus bromani est.”
“gaius et aulus, te salutamus!”
gaius and aulus are bromans.
gaius and aulus, we salute you!
a snowman built by desperate children – typically after the first snowfall of the year, when the only available snow is the dirty brown snow left on the street by a snowplow. this results in a snowman that appears to be african-american.
man 1: whoa! check out that snowman made with that nasty brown snow.
man 2: that’s no snowman, that’s a broman.
a roman bro. can often be seen in his brostance exsponcing is broberries or tossing brostians to lions.
despite killing brostians, the bromans are now great friends with the pope.
the guy that lives on the 4th floor up martin’s apartment.
“wh-ssup bro man?!”
::comes through fire escape::
a brother who sneaks in through your window to get a bite to eat out of your fridge and it’s all good with you… because he’s your brother, man.
“don’t make me show up in ya’ crib like broman” – 50 cent
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