Bro Muffs


any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as douche bags. typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.
” did you see that meat head wearing the bro m-ffs? you think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?”

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