Bro Off
when two or more “bros” get in a fight over the same women. usually at a party and while heavily intoxicated.
bro 1: i came with lexi, she’s leaving with me!!
bro 2: no way bro! she is soo over you she staying with me!!
bro 1: no way bro!! (gets in bro 2’s face)
bro2: way bro!!!! (bro 2 & bro 1 commence to bro off fight/sh-t talk)
the act of 5 or more bros watching p-rnography in a low lit room sitting in a semi-circle while each bro jerks off the one next to him. one bro makes the ultimate sacrifice by forgoing being pulled off for the greater good.
dude: ‘in next weeks bro off i hope to not be the one at the start of the circle’
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