Bro Shield


the “bro shield” is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. it is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull sh-t comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous att-tudes toward the bro. it is not, however, limited to those types of comments. the power of the bro shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.
non-bro: oh my gosh, that’s so lame!

bro: psh, bro shield b-tch.

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