bro-thaurity


the ultimate authority appertaining to incidents requiring a ” bro” ‘s perspective.

often used in situations involving heavy drinking, promiscuous s-x and ea sports.
sean : i think you should get her super wasted and take her back to my place

matt : good idea. that’s why you’re the bro-thaurity brah

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