bro trial
an initiation of new bros into the prestigious position of brodom. any person wishing to become a “bro” must be put through several of these trials which may be any thing from running through the bar scene nude or as small as doing something that is epicly gnarly. it is at the discretion of the local bros.
girl 1: come on guys i am totally a bro!
bro 1: nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.
girl 1: fine what do i need to do this time.
bro 2: ok, you’re going to have to shotgun that fifth of sky. go!
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