broad floater
broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. to satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/s-xism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. the typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. tip: broads love whole wheat.
“p-ss a slice of the broad floater and a diet decaf pepsi to jessica”
“order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads.”
“tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room.”
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