Broadcast jockey
a negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. a broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.
example:
broadcast jockey tracy butler, from chicago’s abc 7 news team, tested out a new vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.
“see ya jose and judy, i’m outta here.”
she wiped out on state street 5 seconds later.
“i’m fine…hahahaha. just goes to show you live tv can be interesting.”
also:
ron burgundy: thanks for watching channel 4 news. you stay cl-ssy, san diego. i’m ron burgundy?
ed harken: d-mn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? for the last time, anything you type, burgundy will read!
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