broadsided
when a female verbally attacks a male out of nowhere for seemingly no reason.
“i was talking to my friends about football last night and all of the sudden i was broadsided by ashley for no reason.”
to be slapped in the face by a large p-n-s
i will broadside that b-tch with my c-ck.
to be slapped unexpectedly with a c-ck in one’s face. it’s similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge p-n-s.
i went and broadsided bobbi lee after she told me that she got a better grade on the test than me.
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