broat
a broat is a boat that contains one or many bro’s. broats must be occupied almost solely by bro’s, otherwise it is just a boat with a bro on it. a broat may also contain bro hoe’s, but they cannot outnumber the bro’s.
a broat will be easily identifiable by the loud and obnoxious noise being emitted from it, usually in relation to drinking, partying or facial hair. a broat can be of any size and make, but will most likely be a paddle boat or a canoe as bro’s are highly unlikely to have the attention span to drive anything bigger. broat’s are also highly likely to sink due to inattention and stupidity of the driver(s). a broat is the highest form of water traveling douchebaggery.
dude, that boat is sinking and the dudes on it are still drinking! it must be a broat.
a pair of trousers with a career behind them. broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.
verb, to be broated. when a male is receiving oral s-x by either another male or a female and they hit their gag reflex and vomit. usually happens in parties or an unexperienced person.
john: have you seen josh, he is walking awful funny.
kyle: ya he got broated at that party yesterday and the acids in her stomach burned his nards.
1.terrible food
2.burnt deep fried potatos
1. this food tastes broat
2. you broat those potatos!
to spend all of one’s money on a boat
hey i just got back from the boat store
why did you go there
i spent all of of my money
on what
i spent it on a boat now i don’t have any money no more
oh you broated
an antomym of brought, or possibly bought. used only by the stupidest of society.
alex : mike needs a haircut
mike : alex needs to grow a brain
alex : i broat a one yesterday
when a bro throats another bro.
“he’s my bro, we broat each other all the time”
“hey bro wanna bro up and go broating after cl-ss”
“paul and tanner are casual broaters. they broat each other occasionally to relieve stress before doing brotherly activities like going to bdubs.”
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