Brobag


a douchebag, who is also a bro (lovable -sshole so cal dude).
“look at that guy.”
“the one with the tribal tattoo and the sungl-sses?”
“yeah, in the jeep with the monster wheels?”
“wow, what a brobag!”
noun- a girl that is considered to be one of the “guys”, and sleeps with them.
derived from the american slang “hoebag” and the frat usage of “bro”.
guy 1: “hey is kelsey coming over tonight she hasn’t chilled with us in a while.”
guy 2: “yeah she is coming, but i think she wants to have s-x then chill.”
guy 1: “wow, she is such a brobag”
scr-t-m, publical sack, ball sack, t-st-cl- bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, j-zz bag
dude, you totally kicked nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little b-tch.
scr-t-m, publical sack, ball sack, t-st-cl- bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, j-zz bag
dude, you totally kicked nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little b-tch.
a variation of douche bag, used to describes bros. bro bags are most commonly found at the gym, using the mirror more than the weights. you know the type, while they’re walking they glance over in the mirror, look away, then stop to do a double take. bro bags aren’t just big bros, this term can apply to scronny bros as well
(wow, with all the bro bags at the gym lately i can actually use a machine. they use the mirror at the gym more than anything else)

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