Brobian


a lesbian bro. mostly seen in flip flops, abercombie, hollister, polos, plaid shorts or cargo shorts. if she has long hair, it’s usually slicked back in a tight ponytail paired with a headband/bandana. can be seen at parties, sometimes in only a sports bra and jeans, doing kegstands, playing flip cup and/or funneling. usually, as interesting as talking to a beige wall. also see bro.
girl #1: “where are all the cute girls?”
girl #2: “clearly, not here. i swear, if one more brobian tells me about her flip cup tourney..”
girl #1: “yeah, not enough plaid shorts or polos in here.”

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