brobortion
when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren’t available to you.
brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
caitlin: not so good, it’s way to expensive
brendan: i have an idea
(brendan kicks caitlin down the stairs. brobortion complete. baby problem solved.)
when you have a bro but you decide you don’t want them to be your bro anymore.
luis: hey man whats up?
bryan: you’re such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
luis: what?
bryan: im done with you.
(bryan walks away.)
-brobortion complete-
when a bro has brocrastinated so much that he now faces being kicked out of the circle of friends…a brotherly abortion…
bro #1 : billy still hasn’t come around he keeps brocrastinating
bro #2 : i know…it might be time for a brobortion
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