Brobot

people who are obsessed with calling others “dude” and “bro” and “dudebro.”
my room mate is a brobot.
a term for jock and fratboy types(also often refered to as bros or brodogs) who often use the term bro and seem to be like mindless robots in their interests, hobbies and lifestyle. a combination of the terms bro and robot.
i can’t stand those brobots moved in next door. i never should have moved so close to campus.
a male anon on /r9k/.
a male version of /r9k/’s fembot.
op: theres a girl in my bed. my parents are awake downstairs. she is a landwhale, and she won’t wake up. drunk night out. really embarr-ssing don’t want my dad to see her. what do /r9k/ 🙁

brobot: write on her face.

op: done.

brobot: op is a fellow brobot who actually pulls through.
a robot made especially to be a bro. it is known to shut down during long periods of boring tasks such as jobs or cleaning.
person 1 -“d-mn, no one wants to go to the club with me to pick up some chicks.” bro-bot – “yo homie dawg, i’ll go with ya bro.”
person 2 – “ugh, i have to go on an interview for j.p. morgan, you wanna come?” brobot – “shutting down, party over bro.”
middle aged black men who run around with those blue tooth attachments stuck to their head – makes them look like lobot from empire strikes back.

in france and louisiana they may be referred to as breauxbots.
brobot was standing next to me talking and i thought he was talking to me, only to realize he was on the phone using his brobot blue tooth headset thingy.
the group of people known as bro’s. bro’s tend to dress the same because they dont have any creativity or style of their own. hence, bro-bots.
group of bros move in direction of metal party
metal bob: whoa… theres an army of… bro-bots!
metal dave: sh-t man, talk about attack of the clones!
bro’s: yo digity-daaaaaaawg! let us in.
metal bob: h-ll no, no bro’s allowed.
bro’s: does not compute. system overload.
a typical “bro” who wears sperrys, golf shorts, and polos. he looks just like all of his “brobot” friends, they come in packs and multiply by the m-sses. they are all douchebags and get drunk and take advantage of girls. they care too much about appearance and are nothing by themselves.
look at that bro’s sperrys, he’s such a brobot!

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