brocade
a cavalcade of bros
man, look over there at all the drunks falling out of that bar, its a total brocade.
a barricade of bros.
woah, look at that brocade over there! it’ll be impossible to navigate through.
a brocade occurs when bros agree that another bro needs to stop doing something, and thus form a barricade of bros.
bro 1: man, our bro is getting really drunk, maybe we should cut him off?
bro 2: yeah man, let’s brocade the bar!
a portmanteu of the words bro and facade. meaning to have outward appearance fitting of a bro. cl-ssified by overuse of the word bro, a fascination with alcohol, and incomprehensible speach.
steve: duuuuude, i was so drunk at this place, and this chi-
john: steve, drop the brocade, we know that never happened.
the intervention and blocking by brothers and/or guy friends when an ex, spouse, or another chick like her friend is either trying to cause issues with your current chick or a chick you are trying to pick up. or if your chick shows up at a place she just shouldn’t be.
similar to a blockade…
when my future wife showed up at my bachelor party my friends and brothers formed a brocade at the door and wouldn’t let her in.
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