broccoli journalism


newspapers & other media insistently & usually patronizingly telling us things we already know or can work out for ourselves on the basis this information is “good for us”
mary snorted in disgust at the newspaper article on the correlation between smoking & lung cancer, drinking & cirrhosis of the liver & excess calorie consumption & weight gain. she hated this kind of broccoli journalism.

mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a gl-ss of wine.

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