broccoli
coined by vallejo based rapper e-40
slang for marijuana
i don’t need no doctor
idon’t need no shrink
all i need is broccoli
and a forty ounce to drink
smoking that broccoli now
1.) slang for pot
2.) the vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.
1.) “man, i’m gonna go smoke some broccoli!”
2.) “wise words from the departing: eat your greens, especially broccoli”-john balance of coil, “broccoli”
can’t leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear… the broccoli must die!
forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
“and g-d spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere”
“quickly, lex, give superman the broccoli…it’s ten times more powerful than kryptonite!”
broccoli is something you say when you don’t know what else to say .
person1: i love you.
person2: broccoli
person1: how does my hair look?
person2: broccoli.
person1: what’s the answer to number 42?
person2: broccoli !
the natural laxative.
kid- mom, i can’t doo doo.
mom- go eat some broccoli; it’ll clean you out.
term used mostly by online gamers to express their skill in a videogame.
-gamer gets a headshot-
gamer: oooooh call me broccoli, cause im nasty!
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