Brocitus
a date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to “friend-zone syndrome” found in men.
symptoms of brocitus are :
– a complete and total inibility to flirt
– a need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
– most of your friends are guys
– not giving a fu– about how guys percieve you
– laughing at s-xist jokes
– the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
– it’s rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
– etc.
this is not to be confused with the tom-boy. which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
“i thought it was going well, and then he told me i’m such a good bro.”
“i wish (insert name here would act like he’s interested in me) too bad i have brocitus”
-with your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.- you get introduced as “my bro (insert name here)” and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
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