brocktoon
1. the nickname granted to mr. belvedere by his fans.
2. a smelly physics student.
3. a s-xual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.
i should want to cook brocktoon a simple meal, but i shouldn’t want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
a wardrobe malfunction or revealing clothing involving a woman’s br–sts. the term is usually given as a warning signal of impending exposure
that dress is kind of brocktoon. you are brocktooning all over the place. “brocktoon!!!!”
an over-masculine man with a large, rigid jaw line and a huge, sometimes dimpled chin. most are very arrogant and self-important a stereotypical brocktoon would be the high school quarterback who dates a blonde cheerleader (the “flacktoon”) or a c-cky businessman. a self-important masculine african american may be labeled a “blacktoon”, and a latino brocktoon is usually labeled a “forntoon”. a good example of a brocktoon would include don from napoleon dynamite.
“ever since his team won the finals, billy has been acting like a real brocktoon.”
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