brocrastination
procrastinating with your bros.
“dude i can’t help it because i just keep brocrastinating…my bros haven’t finished their essay yet, either, brosk. i really need to stop with all of this brocrastination.”
procrastination with yo bros
brocrastination involves a group of bros communally procrastinating.
putting off a pre-planned bro’s night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.
phone conversation:
bro #1 : hey, we’re coming to pick you up, remember it’s our best friend dan’s birthday and the wu-tang clan are playing tonight! we also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!
bro #2 : sorry man, i think i’m gonna just have a quiet night with the wife…
bro #1 : that’s straight up brocrastination man, not cool!
when a girl delays a s-x change operation.
eve’s brocrastination lasted for 4 months before becoming steve.
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