broed


to own someone using the phrase, “cool story bro.”
jimmy: hey, i was walking down the street yesterday, and–
andrew: cool story bro.
jimmy: aw man, i got broed.
broed refers to a bro receiving a beer from another bro. the bro that has been broed is the next bro to get the next beer for said bro. and so on and so on. for more info see bro code!
that bro got that bro a beer he has been broed!
intoxicated, confused, mentally insane. (within this there are many subcategories, such as bro-tired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy broed, stupid-broed, insane-broed, broed-a-la-mode, broed-out-the-door and the highly dangerous broed-to-the-floe.
man, am i broed.
the action of a bro bestowing a bro-action upon his fellow bro.
you totally broed last time; thanks for bailing me out of jail.
intoxicated, confused, mentally insane. (within this there are many subcategories, such as bro-tired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy broed, stupid-broed, insane-broed and just plain-old broed-broed.
man, am i broed.

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