brofeshional
a skateboarder who always has brand new gear (shoes, clothes, board, etc) and looks as though they are a sponcored pro. however, they are just close friends with a sponcored skater and obtain product by b-mming it off said friend.
a brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.
brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.
“hey is that guy on circa? no, hes just a brofeshional”
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