Brofucius


the ancient philosopher who laid the foundations of the bro code. he is very popular among males, and especially lax bros, who quote and refer to him constantly.
joe: yo, louis, you wanna go snowboarding tomorrow?
louis: i can’t, i’m chilling with my girl.
joe: come on man, bros before hoes. you gotta listen to brofucius.

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