the art of tactfully moving bros from place to place. herding neon brandishing meathead b-tterflies.
had to use some serious brogistics at the gym today to make sure i got to use the machines i wanted.
- falling off the train
when one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential. you asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the […]
a person who just loves croc footwear. they are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses. my buddy is such a croc-o-douche. he’s always talking about his lame -ss crocs.
what did you do? it’s like wyd (what you doing) except past tense person 1: hey person 2: wdyd today? person 3: did homework etc.
- curry sniffer
a word used to offend people from the indian subcontinent, or just to people who looks like indians. “f-ck you, you paki son of a b-tch!” “go back to your child labour job you f-cking curry sniffer!” “f-ck you sand n-gg-r!” “go eat some rice!”
the act of relaxing whilst listening to 78 rpm records (most of which were made of sh-llac resin). it’s been a long day, i think i’ll kick back and sh-llax a while!