brohemoth
1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.
2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.
mike: “have you seen how big jake has been getting since he’s been using brazilian shark testosterone??!”
jason: “word. brohemoth’s getting swole.”
sean: “just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it’s brohemoth.”
paul: “ain’t no thing.”
a) a bro so monstrous that he dwarfs all other bros around him, reducing them to insignificant preps compared to the gallons of abercrombie cologne he uses on his 7 pastel polos with popped collars.
b) one whose t-tanic strength and audacious nature is capable of going toe to toe with the douchiest of bros, guidos, and other douchebags and surviving unscathed.
example 1: “yo, did you see the guy chugging those natties and plowing those hoes at the party last night? he’s gotta be the bro-hemoth of campus”
example 2: “oh my god, big s is so c-cky and crazy that he started a fight with an orange, jersey guido and his 500 cousins at the club last night. and he won. what a bro-hemoth.”
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