brohomocrush
when the guy you considered a bro turns out to be a camo h-m- broh-m-flirting at you. worse yet this f-ggot fancies you as a potential boyfriend for f-ggotry or b-tt to pirate; not cool he brofaked you.
frequent “slips” into broh-m-ism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a f-ggot with a broh-m-crush
guys can’t be bros with h-m-s who fancy them: the “broh-m-” misnomer blasphemes the bro code. if the conversation is considered broh-m-ism by both guys the broh-m-crush feelings are possibly mutual on some level. do not conflate bro affection, brofection, with f-ggotry
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