Brojan Horse
a brojan horse is when a bro sneaks other bros into a party that they are not invited to. this usually happens through use of the “back door” method while the invited bro distracts the host.
patrick: hey dude, you wanna go to melissa’s party tonight, i heard it was gonna be off the hook.
alex: naw dude, i can’t cause i wasn’t invited.
patrick: no worries, we’ll just pull a brojan horse.
v. when one invites a girl to party and she says she’ll bring some friends, you of course say that they are welcome to come. she fails to inform you that these friends are a bunch of dudes.
i was so excited that mary was bringing her friends to the party, but she pulled a brojan horse on me!
when you invite a hot girl to a party and she says she is bringing friends. you think she is bringing girls but when she arrives, she brought several guys with her.
john: yo, sara’s here and she said she’s bringing friends.
steve: i hope they are hot.
sara: hey! these are my friends, mike, josh, aaron trevor and ryan.
steve: dude…she got you with a brojan horse.
when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected s-x
bro 1: “dude how was last night?”
bro 2: “didn’t have a condom”
bro 1: “so nothing happened?”
bro 2: “you kidding? i gave her the old bro-jan horse”
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