broke dick

a commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.
private pyle is suffering v-g-n-l discharge and is now a broke d-ck on profile.
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military slang for an injured person who can’t perform regular duties, especially suspected malingerers.
bob twisted his ankle running, so now he’ll be a broked-ck for the next three weeks.
a navy term describing a sailor or piece of equipment that is not functioning properly…
1. push that broke d-ck cannon overboard, its just added weight we don’t need…
2. tell that broke d-ck private pyle i said to get to work…
any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak
“this place is broke d-ck and that guy in the front row is broke d-ck!”
when an erection is bent too far and a blood vessel breaks in the p-n-s causing a hematoma , pain , and loosing erection.
playing torpedo the tuna boat in the hot tub gave me a broke d-ck.
the only proper response to someone once horsec-cked
see horsec-ck definition 3
dagwood:”horsec-ck!”
stege: “broked-ck”
applies to all things incapable of “getting it up” to the quality you deserve. this including anything and anyone too ghetto or too dysfunctional to perform. like an actual broke d-ck, these experiences can be disappointing, embarr-ssing, or downright painful.
my broked-ck oven doesn’t even have temperature settings. sh-t’s a glorified easy bake oven.

her car is so broked-ck that it only has a c-ssette player, but the system is b-mpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.

he is so broked-ck he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.