the broke man diet plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to f-kin eat. this is along one of the most successful diet plans. only beggars will fail this one.
woman: d-mn! how you lose that weight?
man: i went broke lol! its that broke man diet plan
this crazy cool webiste where you can use a tool that you download, go to a site, download any picture you want to the polyvore webiste, and then go into this editor thing and move it around with other items you find around the site and save to your “items” and such and such and […]
- on blast
to embar-ss someone or to make someone look stupid “i heard you told jay he had bad breath in front of the whole cl-ss” “yeah, i put him on blast” verb – context: to put one on blast; to embarr-ss someone or put them in an akward position by revealing compromising information why you puttin […]
- jumping the couch
the defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. inspired by tom cruise’s behaviour on oprah inspired by tom cruise’s behaviour on oprah the defining moment when you know someone has finally lost his or her marbles. inspired by tom cruise’s behavior on oprah when he jumped up and down maniacally […]
its that inner bubbly explosive feeling from the expectation of a s-xual act honey i feel very effervescent is used to let someone know just how lame he/she is. dude, that guy is the effervescent ’cause his pants are the suck.
- women drivers
there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone hey some woman driver ran me off the road in her excursion while she was talking on her cell phone car parked by women drivers valet service any person not equipped […]