Brokeback Mountain

variation of the cowgirl s-x position where the guy puts his d-ck
in the girl’s -ss rather than her p-ssy.
i asked my husband if he wanted me to do cowgirl, but instead he asked for

brokeback mountain.
the new film from academy award-nominated director ang lee. an epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of wyoming and texas, brokeback mountain tells the story of two young men – a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy – who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

in other words, a story about two gay cowboys.
eric cartman predicted the movie brokeback mountain years earlier on southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.
what women now have to worry about their men doing if suddenly they’re spending too much time with their best buddy. they could be “going fishing” or “going hunting” or “going to watch the game at tim’s house,” but in each case, they are going off to hump their bff. your marraige/relationship is a sham.
gay, gay s-x, man s-x, brokeback, cheating
girlfriend: so i understand that you’re going fishing again with your best friend jack. isn’t this like the 2nd or 3rd time this month?
boyfriend: yeah so we like to kick back and catch da trout.
girlfriend: sure, i bet you do. you never like to hang out with me anymore.
boyfrined: wha??
girlfriend: geez please don’t tell me you’re going all brokeback mountain on me. -cry-
a humorous term for h-m-s-xual activity
have you been off playing “broke back mountain” with the bloke next door!!
an over rated movie featuring two gay sheep herders…thats right people not cowboys. as if it matters, the movie was sh-tty either way. two hours of akward man s-x and sheep don’t make for a good cinematic experience.
gay kid who is not yet out of the closet- i wish i was a sheep herder…
straigt kid- so you went to see “broke back mountain”
in texas hold em poker terms it means pocket kings (2 kings). a king (any suit) is often called a cowboy and as we all know in the movie “broke back mountain” two cowboys were together hence the poker name for pocket kings or two cowboys together.
if someone has a pocket ace and king its called a “cowboy with a bullet”. if you have pocket or 2 kings, a better hand, then you would have “broke back mountain”.
a place where gays gather to discuss their social and economic issues.
the hideout that is being used as a brokeback mountain has been busted by the police.
someone who f-cked himself up while doing something or who got f-cked up by someone else.
– hey dude, what happened to you ?
– argh, that dude f-cked me up last night, harsh
– haha, you’re just a brokeback-mountain guy !! ewwww

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