Brokeman’s Date
-when a man has no money to take a girl out. it occurs directly after the first date, when the man has spent all of his savings. when he finally remembers their second date is in 3 hours, he then plans what is called a brokeman’s date.
-time is most spent making out in an open area.
janet really enjoyed her evening with todd. they plan on having a second date tonight.
(janet to todd’s answering machine) : hey! todd, its janet, just calling to say im really excited about tonight. see you in 3 hours =) bye. -click-
todd just stares at answering machine while checking his bank account online. “$0.00?!?!!?”
“3 hours to plan a brokeman’s date!”
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