Broken bulge
when a man’s bulge no longer looks like a bulge
1.i was walking along the beach when my junk split my speedos in half leaving my p-n-s waving around in the breeze and my nuts hanging around.
2.i was checking my self out in the mirror and looked at my bulge and then i thought of my gf punching it earlier because she didn’t believe they were sensitive and i got a b-n-r now instead of a bulge i had a 12 inch long sausage sticking out of my briefs i had a broken bulge
#b-lls #p-n-s #speedos #bulge #nuts #beach #junk #b-n-r #erection #punch #nutshot
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