broken gasmask
when a girl is sucking your d-ck, you sit on the face, and fart rapidly, resemlbling a broken gasmask
bill – ” jill, why do you look so sick?”
jill- ” f-ckin felix, gave me a broken gasmask a couple minutes ago.”
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