Broken Hipster
a person who may look and act like a hipster, but is really too old to be a hipster.
as in, a broken hip-ster.
“wow, your dad sure loves cardigans and fixies. he’s a bit of a hipster, isn’t he?”
“dude, he’s, like, 70. he’s a broken hipster, if anything.”
any hipster that is over 40.
the radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.
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