Broken Matt Hardy
matt hardy’s personality after jeff hardy put him in the hospital. speaks with an english accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. broken matt also likes to bite tna fans and has turned his brother jeff into an obsolete mule, now known as brother nero. broken matt also has a gardener named senor benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for m-ssacre, a drone named vangaurd 1 who commands matt’s fleet of -ssault drones and a dilapidated boat named skasguard who saved matt’s life from a brother nero attack.
broken matt hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.
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