Broken Peasant
a peasant who cannot be converted, no matter what you have told them about the glorious masterrace, the knowledge can still cannot get through there thick skulls and they will never learn.
(all of my friends are broken so it inspired me to make this since ive tried millions of times to save them 🙁 )
fellow brother: ive told you the millions of plus’s of owning a pc and yet you still wont make the glorious switch over to the bright side, why? you do realize how hard your being ripped off and how limited your gaming experience is especially on those “next gen” consoles which barley get any games and go offline every minute
broken peasant: i dont care ive had a xbox for 5 years and im keeping the chain on1!111
n-body cares about mods they dont extend the pl3y1b1l1ty o4 a g4m3 and there stupid
fellow brother: when we were over at my house we played smash bros brawl on x3 native 1080p resolution with and xbox one controller a ps3 controller and a ps4 controller all for free because.. emulators and remember all the amazing deals i showed you and free games we have
broken peasant: 1 d0n4 c4r3 xbawck5l1fe!!!11
5 days later…
broken peasant: omg terreria for $59.98 0mmmgee wet a d3al much betr t3n peecee
fellow brother: but remember the deals i showed you on pc…
broken peasant: xb0x5l4f3!!!!121 f-ck peec33
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