Broken Saltine


when a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must -j-c-l-t- hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the s-m-n into her mouth. only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.
she wanted cheese and crackers, but instead she got a broken saltine…

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