Brokumi
a brok-mi is a bro who has excelled to the highest level of brodom. all bros look up to a brok-mi, and strive to one day join the brohood of brok-mis. it is still unknown how becoming this bro is humanly possible.
bro 1: “dude, holy sh-t…is that a brok-mi?”
bro 2: “whoa bro, thats totes a brok-mi, lets go see if he’ll give us a fist b-mp”
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