Brolitia
noun- a large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. the brolitia is usually -ssembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by natty light, 40’s, and weed. summoned by the blowing of a conch.
origin- a portmanteau of bro and militia
a) bros, some creepy f-g is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty…they may be in danger. let’s -ssemble the brolitia, kick the sh-t out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of grat-tude.
b) george washington though the british were a bunch of d-cks so he -ssembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.
c) the viet cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank thai weed they smoked. al qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don’t smoke, drink, or get any p-ssy.
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