BROLO

a mate who is really whipped on a girl/girlfriend.
far out! adam is such a brolo
acronym similar to yolo; bros really only live once.
“listen, i don’t want to eat six pounds of mayonnaise tonight. but f-ck it, brolo.”

“yo, such an odd coincidence that the first three letters of brolo happen to be the word ‘bro.'”

“f-ck it, we’re committin’ suicide tonight. #brolo.
derived from the hispanic name carlos, a brolos is the token mexican bro who is compulsary for the functioning of any brommunity. his ethnic origins are often highlighted and hugely exaggerated to humerous effect by his other bros. despite this, he remains a crucial and respected bro in the brommunity.
trent: “yo chad where’s josé? he was suppposed to be crashing this party hours ago”

chad: “ah that dude is such a brolos, he’s probably eating a burrito or running from la policia”
brother-in-law. used as a subsitute word when the original interrupts the flow of the sentence, see example.
the gmc yukon is big enough for you, me, your mommy, your daddy, your sister, your brolo & your nephew.
as opposed to “going solo”; to do something with a good friend is to “go brolo”.
applies only to heteros-xual male/male relationships.
“you can go solo, or you can go brolo!”
“my girlfriend didn’t want to see evil dead 2, so me and james went brolo.”
brotherly love. used when one extends an unconditional hand towards a brother/friend/stranger.
i helped a kid fix his bike today. brolo

i helped a friend move into a new apartment. brolo
yolo but for bros. you only live once with bros.
guy 1: bro, lets do another kegstand. cuz you know, yolo.

guy 2: no dude, brolo.
brothers (friends, homies, buds, etc.) who all coordinate to wear as much polo ralph lauren clothing as possible when they go hang out.
susan: “look at all those guys wearing polo’s”
amber: “yeah, you can tell they’re brolos”

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